hbk101 Wrote:Errr....right. With a pickup line like that, one cannot possibly fail :confused: :confused:
Five bucks says I know a few girls he could use that line on & get some, although he might not like what that 'some' is.
And that ain't no exageration, there's a lotta redneck-ish whores around my town. That's where one of my sex offers came from, a girl I talk to in one class told me I was smart, that was cool, & said she wanted to take me to one of her parties to get me drunk & laid, if my "package" was big she'd do the job herself. :o
My Soul Brings Tears to Satanic Eyes.
If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.
ManSlayer- get back to us when you that pick up line it. lol. I want to know the details .
Lol. another pic of me MUWAHA (yes i know you people are all tired at looking at my sorry ass face, but here it is again). I am knocking over the camera...while trying to pose....lol
06-08-2005, 03:24 PM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2005, 03:28 PM by Batz Kage.)
Batik Wrote:Well now, looks like Batz is gettin' some lol.
(yes i know you people are all tired at looking at my sorry ass face, but here it is again).
Both of those statements are untrue..sadly as it might be on that first one. The only girls I could score with or even hae a relationship with I either don't get a long with or just don't have a connection with, like with the said girl above; she kept reaching her hand up the leg of my shorts & trying to, you get the picture, but I wasn't turned on at all. She's good looking, skinny as my leg, blond haired, & with a nice face even, but there was no connection so there was no reaction.
As for your pics, keep'em coming; I have small collection of you & Rav
also to note: Damn it I wish my computer wasn't f'd up, to see any pictures I have to do that touch up crap to lighten up everything -_- & it ruins the picture of what looks like a realy nice pose...>.> <.< hehehe
My Soul Brings Tears to Satanic Eyes.
If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.
Though I'm not HBK, I would have to say Chuck Taylor's.
Batik Wrote:Lol. another pic of me MUWAHA (yes i know you people are all tired at looking at my sorry ass face, but here it is again). I am knocking over the camera...while trying to pose....lol
Couldn't be further from the truth. Why god, why? Why is she too young!?
"OMFG, let me rush onto my NOAHS ARC!" by JunkieJoe
Batik Wrote:Dude lmao. 15 going on 16....I can't believe I have to wai ttill the end of the year for my b-day.....I hate December -_____-
I knew that at one point, although I figured 16-17.
I remember back when Rav called you 19 on msn I was thinknig that wasn't right, you corrected him, but I couldn't remember with what age.
My Soul Brings Tears to Satanic Eyes.
If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.
hbk101 Wrote:Just in case you took the advice of others too seriously, that pickup line is about as effective as "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" :p
I've said this in another thread some time ago and I'll say it again: women (and I mean women) can recognize a pick up line a mile away. The only reason why they go along with it is because they choose to, because they're 'interested/willing to give it a try' so it's not that relevant if they are 'good' or 'bad' pick up lines. A person has to engage in conversation somehow.
Batik Wrote:Lol. another pic of me MUWAHA (yes i know you people are all tired at looking at my sorry ass face, but here it is again). I am knocking over the camera...while trying to pose....lol
You look really good in that picture. It's your best yet, keep them coming.
Jiminy Jesus! :eek: . I am younger than a lot of people lmao.
Andromeda- I will keep them comming lol. Now I just have to get the pics on a disc and I am good to go.Lol.
Onizuka17711- DAMN! You are older than I am also lol.
Vegeta76- Eek...I feel your pain...school sucks and it should not take so much time out of our lives .
Rav- You aren't lame and you know it! :p
Batz- I am kind of glad you didn't remember my age. People tend to treat me differently because of my age. You never did, and I liked that. And the great thing is, now that you know my age you still don't treat me like a little kid. You are awesome man .
Batik Wrote:Batz- I am kind of glad you didn't remember my age. People tend to treat me differently because of my age. You never did, and I liked that. And the great thing is, now that you know my age you still don't treat me like a little kid. You are awesome man .
Awsome, pedophile, it's all the same in the end right :p
My Soul Brings Tears to Satanic Eyes.
If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.