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Akane Wrote:Well The strippers is alright with me...as long as he does not want to take one home.... Just have fun in Baltimore Morgy I LOVE YOU AND WILL SEE YOU SOON..... Cool
Darn right they alright right with you since you have bought me a lap dance. Gotta love a girl like that. Hell I bought you one or two. We have too much fun Dollface (Akane's pet name)

Vicious - Right now my lay over seams to be going out the window. My flight is getting bumped around. I was suppose to get a night in BWI but now I arrive at 2PM on the 20th and leave BWI at 5PM on a flight towards Minot, ND. If things change and I stay a night. I'll let you know. Hey PM your number I will call you when i get into BWI with the latest info. Lapdances are legal... God Bless the USA.

Schultz... Yea the Fakley's so many guys have bought 2 pairs already. I grabbed a pair as well. Oh yes I need to be reintroduced to the Re-Patriotization. And a Stripper knows how to give the 2nd best home coming a military man can recive. Akane has the 1st best hands down.
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Thank You Morgy for picking my self esteem up..... I feel good that you think the best thing your gonna get when you get back to the states is gonna be me......... oh yeah sweets the wedge came in today... and man was it a huge box..... it came right after you called me... its wierd everytime you have asked me when and if the gifts have started to arrive I will tell you no and them like magic they show up right after I get t otalk to you aor read your PM's or emails..... pretty crazy huh..... Anyways hello ya'll and I am still counting down the days until I see my baby morgy.... Wink Big Grin Cool
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Enjoy your time together guys!!
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Vicious Wrote:But no way are we leaving out the strippers. God Bless America!!!!! Big Grin

Did I mention . . . lapdances are legal in Baltimore.


morgorath Wrote:Lapdances are legal... God Bless the USA.

You do know lapdances are legal outside the USA, right?
Anyway, I hope you guys have fun. Morg must surely need it. Wink
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Andromeda18_ Wrote:You do know lapdances are legal outside the USA, right?
Anyway, I hope you guys have fun. Morg must surely need it. Wink

There's alot more than that legal in some of the countries. But from the area that Morg is coming back from and the area that I'm originally from, lapdances are a huge step up.
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Vicious Wrote:There's alot more than that legal in some of the countries. But from the area that Morg is coming back from and the area that I'm originally from, lapdances are a huge step up.
Preach on brother Vicious. In some states there are no lapdances just table dances and that just isn't the same. I need to see some naked skin. I am being teased right now by the women in swimsuits at the pool. After 3 months of no female interation and then bam shove it down your throat while you are having you first beer in months is kind of hard to choak down.

Akane you are the most important thing to me and don't you forget it. Also if you guys are wondering what a wegde is go to this link...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/det...c&n=507846

Also schultz thanks for your kind words you 2 know better than any one how it is to be away from each other in this situation.
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Ah, so that's what that was!! You should have bought here the sex swing...or is that for Christmas? Wink
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$175 for a block of foam? That's just nuts... at least it's cheaper than a Sybian... or a swing...
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Nice new avatar Ka-Talliya. Kaoru is funny :p . Oh it is probably for christmas. And there could possibly be another one for New Years. Big Grin .
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morgorath Wrote:Preach on brother Vicious. In some states there are no lapdances just table dances and that just isn't the same.

And then there are states with places like the Bunny Ranch! Rolleyes America is such an interesting country. Big Grin
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Andromeda18_ Wrote:And then there are states with places like the Bunny Ranch! Rolleyes America is such an interesting country. Big Grin
As so many eurpoen countries like to point out America is a rather young country only 200 years +. So we are still working on the issues that older countries have worked out.

The swing is for x-mas. But I am looking for a good sight to buy it from. And KA-TA how do you know of the swing did schultz get that for your B-day...
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Pissed as hell and don't care... My plane got delayed I will not be coming home until Tuesday. Sorry to post it here, but having no luck reaching Akane.
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morgorath Wrote:The swing is for x-mas. But I am looking for a good sight to buy it from. And KA-TA how do you know of the swing did schultz get that for your B-day...
No, no such luck. And Morgy, dear, I'm just into those kind of things, that's how I know about the swing. There are several versions. Don't skimp on this item, make sure you get the high quality one and it will cost quite a bit. Try http://www.adameve.com . Wink
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morgorath Wrote:As so many eurpoen countries like to point out America is a rather young country only 200 years +. So we are still working on the issues that older countries have worked out.

Oh, European countries have issues as well, believe me! Portugal's the oldest European country (about 800 years old) and we have yet to deal with many issues.
I was just saying I think that the way America works is really interesting. I wasn't criticizing! It's just that unlike most countries, in America one law doesn't necessarily affect the whole country. Some states allow lapdances other don't, etc. But hey, no matter how many problems you might have I think the idea of a country with many different ethnicities, cultures, climates, landscapes, etc, is a really nice one. It's true that in a general way Europeans are more liberal about sex but then again you guys are the world's biggest consumers of porn! Big Grin
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Andromeda18_ Wrote:but then again you guys are the world's biggest consumers of porn! Big Grin

Not even gonna ask how you know something like that unless you yourself are into . . .
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