The terms of sale are non-negotiable, and a breach of contract can be deadly... Man-eating fish, matricidal rabbits, mythical beasts of ancient legends--Welcome to Chinatown's most unique pet shop. It has a variety of exotic creatures to choose from; and the perfect pet for everyone waits here to be brought home and cherished. But be careful; what you see is not necessarily what you get. Count D sells rare specimens embodying second chances for love, dreams, and hopes, but with specific instructions for proper care. The consequences of deviation, as a result, are simply murder. The Pet Shop cannot be held responsible for the aftermath of a broken contract. In an age when man is exceptional at self-delusion, the Count's greatest selling point is honesty. Whether or not the client can handle the responsibility, however, is a matter of life and death. (Credit to carnage.fanfic.org)<br />