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[DARK OSAMU]

No. Post whore! That's more like it! You still have to go through me remember! I am not here for numbers though and am NOT an Otaku. I like the Japanese culture and there it is BAD to be called Otaku. Notice I am the Lord Of Darkness. Mess around with me too much and your soul will forever be anally pillaged by Burt Wards corpse! A snap of my fingers and his dead ass is all in your face! :twisted:

[OptimisticOx]

*stabbes Dark Osamu in the heart with a wodden stake*

AW SHIT THATS VAMPIRES!!!!

*quickly throughs sand in eyes and runs away*

[DARK OSAMU]

*Fire blazes across the sky* "I summon the great Hell Beast!" :twisted: :twisted:

"It is.........RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!" :twisted: :twisted:

"Let's Diet right and dance n groove to the oldies!"

MMMMWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[OptimisticOx]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must ....escape...... gay dancing tornado

*shoots in the head with gun*

*head regenerates*

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I knew I shouldnt have gotten up this morning.

[matthewmalay]

You're walks arent silly enough if you ask me. Every year my department spends 700 million pounds to develop silly walks and this is result. Pathetic

[DARK OSAMU]

Damn. The silly walks win this round. I'll get you yet OpOx! :twisted: Just you wait!

[OptimisticOx]

relises that the ordeal is over and climes out of ditch

NOT ON MY LIFE DARK LORD!!!! ....(wait I take that back)

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[DARK OSAMU]

*Flash of light* BBRRCCKIIIMMMMM!!! OpOx is now a smoldering pile of ash in the dumpster behind Dairy Queen! MMWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA :twisted:

[OptimisticOx]

Op Ox junior flies in: I am the angel of death from the hights of heavan, the ying to your yang and have been training for the last few decades!

RAY OF LIGHT
*bright white beam is charging toward dark Osamu*

while my father weak, his son can triumph!

[DARK OSAMU]

*Teleports to another Universe!*

YOU CAN'T KILL ME WHEN YOU DOn't know where i am.....*PLIP*

[OptimisticOx]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ...THIS ISNT OVER..... THIS ISNT OVER!!!!!!

[DARK OSAMU]

...............

[OptimisticOx]

wait, what if I just go through that portal that he left open?

*flies cautiosly through*

[DARK OSAMU]

BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!! *With hands extended in air shaking and flailing about*

OpOx Jr. is litterally frightened to DEATH! Dark Osamu wins again!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[OptimisticOx]

grabs teddy bare of hope and finds currage go go on


AHA! there you are!

*charges forward poking Osamu in the eyes, leaving him completely blind*

*as Dark osamu blindly rages on I begin to charge a massive attack, capable of destroying a city*