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Just don't leave your porn in the living room. You never know when you'll get a surprise visit. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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Thanks to a good frined (his avatr is of Kenshin hint hint) all my porn is put into un maked svcd's hell I have had friends use them as costers and have had no clue... a porn coaster...
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Mine is in a monkeys butt rolled up in a small metal flask!!! I hope Mike Jackson dosen't get frisky with Bubbles anytime soon. 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Sweet monkey butt porn... I hope it's not like monkey bone...dumb ass movie
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Monkey BONE!!! I had such different hopes going to see that movie. Scratch that beastiality joke.
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Yes save yopur eyes until you have a gril over then pull it out and she will love it while you stare at her tits and save your black heart
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I'm this close to pissing myself. This post was more humerous than the last. And it's still so very true. Even if beastiality were involved. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I have a sense for a way for humor should come out it just comes out even better when I hear it or read it like Al Gore think of him as are pres now but a monkey in the same position know the difference...
Not much but hell the monkey is a dead ringer for George Bush...
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I'm going to build a special silo for all my porn. You'd need a golf cart to manuever around to select a title. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Hey just wondering do the carts come free with a membership... either way sign me up now point me to the pink power ranger porn section please
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I will have to find a link to that Pink Power Ranger porn. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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What will you call the golf carts? Porn Catchers? 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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Splooge Mobiles!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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no spanking in the carts please... We have special viewing rooms... for such emergencys...
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no white surprize in the carts. 8O 8O