Damn, i'm that good.

Hi all you ass feces !! Damn, im very drunk and the club i went to had sknaky hos and no hot chciks. Bastards.

Hey I'm new and I want to know how great is this site and if you can buy something from the search results of any anime title

Thanks... SH

I watched like, the first 4 episodes of Inu Yasha. I want to buy it, so I would like to know if the other episodes are as good.

Yeah, so I'm a band geek, but what's so wrong with that?? So I spend most of my time going to practice that will get me nowhere in my future. I like band, and most of the people in it. The ones I don't like can go away. Far, far away...

Any other band geeks, or formaer band geeks floating around here anywhere???

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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake." He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

Yep," the little boy said.. "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over, and handed the little boy a $20 ticket
for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there,sir.

Did Santa bring it to you?"

Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said,

"Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You
see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you
don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I
can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always
be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been
with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep
with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,
but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the
same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over
and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you
and your husband?"
"We're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"

congrats on your new apartment....i forgot to say that about a week ago but i just now realized i didn't tell you that....hooray.

Okay so JJ's got some copies of the FX Love Hina OAV in.

Says in the description that it has the OAV, the Spring & Xmas specials, and the 25th ep.

What is the OAV? It's the three 'Again' eps, right?

I've got my mouse finger ready to click order if this is so. Please help me!!

i've read the reviews, it said heavy pixellation for a few minutes. to me its too much( look at the username i chose).

official R1 is out of reach.

what to do ?

MAC gonna make one ?