"I swear I wasn't looking at Playboy. It was National Geographic French Edition."

"Usually my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."

Please Mom, can I have some more money for anime?

(Australian accent) As you can see, the male specie attempts yet another miserable courtship.

"Hey, fanboy. See the fountain? Either take a shower or take a hike!"

Please. I?ll let you win at Mario Kart this time.

I know it goes good with your outfit but please give me my hat back.

"JUNKIE JOE!!!! What were you doing in a porn shop? Is your stash of 12,457 hentai hidden in the closet not big enough?"

"Look buddy, if you don't stop taking pictures of me that mini-camera is gonna become a 5 mega-pixel suppository."

ok, lets get this out of the way, kingdom hearts 2 sucks ass!! haha just kidding! in fact its awesome! by far better than the original, finally a good sequel. i do have a question though, in the comercial for kingdom hearts 2, does anyone know what song is playing during it? i watched the commercial 4 times and the song grows on u.