If he only had a brain... Meet Galan, a spastic Russian geek who?d do anything to be a real, live samurai. That?s just an impossible dream? or is it? When his girlfriend Natsu (who happens to be a Japanese princess living in Russia) gives him the gift of an ancient sword, strange events unfold, and even stranger people drop out of the sky to attack. Now Galan must overcome his ineptitude and join a bunch of beautiful women in a wacky romp through a kingdom that time forgot. (Credit to carnage.fanfic.org)<br />