PHOTON, a young man with a kind heart and superhuman strength, leaves his village on Sandy Planet (a desert world which has an uncanny resemblance to Nausicaa's Earth) in search of Aun, who's stolen the village's Holy Object (a permanent marker). Aun, by the way, is a total idiot. She runs away from Photon and then blames him for abandoning her when she gets lost. Meanwhile, he gets attacked by a wandering Totora, falls off a cliff, and then stumbles upon a crashed spaceship (that looks an awful like Laputa on the inside) and gets accidentally engaged to a renegade space pilot named Keyne. Now they're on the run from the evil emperor of the galaxy and his bumbling henchmen...and they've both got 'baka' written on their foreheads. Literally. (Credit to carnage.fanfic.org)<br />