Another caption contest with prizes!
Your saying "sorry" won't get my cat unrunover.
"I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to look under your dress.. but if it's any consolation, know that I did NOT enjoy what I saw! Scouts honor!"
*smithers walks in with a female date*

bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?!
smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long
as i take a shot every 5 minutes...

*gives himself shot*

smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!!
I wasn't laughting at your Dallas cheerleaders tryout, I think you have a very good chance...
1939 called it wants it's dress back. ...I think I went to far.
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"Ah, excuse me, but--I just remembered I've got an appointment with the apocalypse."

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you're dress inflated like a balloon and it suddenly smelled like dead rats.... how was I supposed to know it was an open sewer?
You said online that you looked like George Clooney, but end up Edward Elric. Blind date OVER!
You have the nerve to say I'M a loser for having time for a caption contest everyday in THAT dress?!
Seen any tiny men around here lately? I want to catch the elf that stole all my shoe lases.
SURPRISE! I'm a man now, so that we can get legally married anywhere we want!
Would you like a balloon, little girl?
What!? Your dumping me just because I don't like Samurai Champloo!?
Did that dress come with the moth ball perfume, or did that cost extra? Stinky!!!

<kinda looks like he is waving his hands in front of his nose Tongue>
Sorry, I didn't know your parents were Orthodox Jews when I sent them that pork gift basket.
"Pleeease smile! My parents are watching and I'm trying to prove I'm not gay."


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