03-22-2006, 11:49 AM
Your saying "sorry" won't get my cat unrunover.
Another caption contest with prizes!
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03-22-2006, 11:49 AM
Your saying "sorry" won't get my cat unrunover.
03-22-2006, 06:51 PM
"I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to look under your dress.. but if it's any consolation, know that I did NOT enjoy what I saw! Scouts honor!"
*smithers walks in with a female date*
bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?! smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long as i take a shot every 5 minutes... *gives himself shot* smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!!
03-23-2006, 12:16 PM
I wasn't laughting at your Dallas cheerleaders tryout, I think you have a very good chance...
03-23-2006, 04:34 PM
1939 called it wants it's dress back. ...I think I went to far.
03-24-2006, 01:35 AM
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"Ah, excuse me, but--I just remembered I've got an appointment with the apocalypse." --------
03-24-2006, 09:56 AM
you're dress inflated like a balloon and it suddenly smelled like dead rats.... how was I supposed to know it was an open sewer?
03-24-2006, 11:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-24-2006, 11:44 AM by Mot_Soldats.)
You said online that you looked like George Clooney, but end up Edward Elric. Blind date OVER!
03-25-2006, 02:43 PM
You have the nerve to say I'M a loser for having time for a caption contest everyday in THAT dress?!
03-26-2006, 06:35 PM
Seen any tiny men around here lately? I want to catch the elf that stole all my shoe lases.
03-27-2006, 02:53 PM
SURPRISE! I'm a man now, so that we can get legally married anywhere we want!
03-28-2006, 06:32 AM
Would you like a balloon, little girl?
03-28-2006, 12:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2006, 12:34 PM by Mot_Soldats.)
What!? Your dumping me just because I don't like Samurai Champloo!?
03-29-2006, 11:04 AM
Did that dress come with the moth ball perfume, or did that cost extra? Stinky!!!
<kinda looks like he is waving his hands in front of his nose >
03-29-2006, 12:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2006, 12:48 PM by Mot_Soldats.)
Sorry, I didn't know your parents were Orthodox Jews when I sent them that pork gift basket.
03-29-2006, 06:05 PM
"Pleeease smile! My parents are watching and I'm trying to prove I'm not gay."
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