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"Man, Lawrence, who would have known my graduating from the university would have brought so much stress to my life. Unending job offers, hoards of women, more money than I can spend...you are soooo lucky you only got accepted to that tayloring trade school."
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Bet my macroblocking's bigger than yours.


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Group: FreakOutKast
Song: So Fresh So Clean

Pipe guy: "Ain´t nobody dope as me I´m dressed so fresh so clean"
Cape guy: "So fresh and so clean clean"
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Mask guy: "I'm Hanz"

Cape guy: "I'm Franz"

Together: "WE WILL PIMP YOU UP"
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Mask man: "Quick happy hour at the League Of Extremely Horny Gentlemen is about to begin!"
Cape man: "Plus it's lady's night!"
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"I do so enjoy the taste of liquorice while running."
"Mmmm....pink liquorice...."
Keep yourself marketable...earn an MBA.
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come on just a little bit more till we hit plad speed!
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Zangetsu (masked man): We're late! Those Sailor Moon auditions are almost over, thanks to you!!!

Hanzui (cape guy): ... oh yeah right, like we even had a chance. -__-"
*smithers walks in with a female date*

bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?!
smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long
as i take a shot every 5 minutes...

*gives himself shot*

smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!!
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Prof.:


I think it's time to sing "My Favorite Things."


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Me: "Hey this isn't from an anime, it's clearly character art from Final Fantasy 13 nice try you guys."
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Both guys: WE'RE CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!!
*smithers walks in with a female date*

bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?!
smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long
as i take a shot every 5 minutes...

*gives himself shot*

smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!!
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"The rush begins to see who will be first in line to the premiere of Harry Potter IV"
"The best way to a girls bed is trough her parents, have sex with them and your in for sure!" -- Zap Branigan
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Zangetsu (masked man): Do you mind if i smoke???

Hanzui (cape guy): OH NO!! What was that??

Zangetsu (masked man): ???

Hanzui (cape guy): I think i just killed a guy??



(Hope nobody else used this before me, did not read all posts!)
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Cape Man in a sad mood thinks to him self: "I work so hard to be respected and even though I'm a super hero and discovered a cure for boldness and it still seems like the world is looking down on me. But why?"

Mask Man in a sad mood thinks to him self: "I should have used Preparation H"
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That's the last time I ask you what you would do for a klondike bar!!
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