Samurai vs. Ninja vs. Pirate.

[8 Drunken Stylz]

This is *the* lamest idea possible

But don?t take my word for it, it?s all here in the Checkerboard Nightmare webcomic - a self aware, self referential, post modern chronicle of a man whose only talents are marketing jargon and filing lawsuits.

This just so came to mind when this topic came up.

Here's the actual link if you're interested... http://www.checkerboardnightmare.com/d/20040906.html

[katherine_jean]

Um, you do know ninjas were made up and never actually existed in real life right...?

I'm pretty sure that Ninja's where very real. Ever watch the Last Samurai? as far as I can tell, thats pretty close to what it was. They where assanators. Correct me if Im wrong.

[Blight]

Um, you do know ninjas were made up and never actually existed in real life right...?

...Ha ha ha, unless you aren't joking that is. If you aren't use these to inform yourself.

http://www.bujinkanwakodojo.com/bwd_koga...story.html

http://www.ninpo.org/ninpohistory/ninpohistory.html

http://members.tripod.com/OniBushi/id61.htm

And batz was right; their most important role was that of espionage. Later, when it was the time that almost all of the historically documented individual ninja were from, they served as internal security groups (such as the Oniwaban group) and Fujita Seiko who is said to be the last teach/master of the Koga ryu.

[Cidien]

I'm pretty sure that Ninja's where very real. Ever watch the Last Samurai? as far as I can tell, thats pretty close to what it was. They where assanators. Correct me if Im wrong.

Those were not ninjas. You can call them ninjas, but they didn't call themselves ninjas.

[Cidien]

I can show you websites that credible that claim farting is a sport too. It's possible i'm wrong, but our history teacher taught us ninjas never existed when studying japan. Those sites you brought up don't prove much though.

[Batz Kage]

I can show you websites that credible that claim farting is a sport too. It's possible i'm wrong, but our history teacher taught us ninjas never existed when studying japan. Those sites you brought up don't prove much though.

Easy solution, is ninjitsu real?

[Homeless Joe]

ninja were real. i've never heard anyone say there weren't, they are in history books and on the discovery channel and shit like that. they were spies and assasins. true, they probably didn't have super powers like disappearing and all that, but they were real.

[Blight]

I can show you websites that credible that claim farting is a sport too. It's possible i'm wrong, but our history teacher taught us ninjas never existed when studying japan. Those sites you brought up don't prove much though.

Then I suppose your lack of knowledge is not your fault, but your history teacher is a dumbass. At the end of the first link there are many credited sources that the man who wrote it used to compose his essay. Check out those if you fell so inclined.

[Cidien]

I've done some more digging on my own as well. You're right. My history teacher is a dumbass and so am I for believing everything he said.

[Zagatto]

I want to see those links to sites that claim farting is a sport... sounds like good stinky fun to me.

[Ryo of Inferno]

I want to see those links to sites that claim farting is a sport... sounds like good stinky fun to me.

Wow!! That comment almost reminded me of The Spleen from Mystery Men.