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What Baloo does to me in the seaduck is my business. 8O 8O Sometimes he hits me. 8O 8O 8O
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Hey you didn't say I couldn't talk about the TAPE. If you're so worried of what's to happen maybe you shouldn't have shown it to me. And I think there's a problem when someone BEATS the love into you and I'm not talkin' reacharounds. 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Is that the pineapple incident? That's old news!!!! :mrgreen:
Though I'd like to know how the garden hose slid in like that.
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Smuckers' Strawberry Jam. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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He told me it would melt in my mouth not my hand. Then I realized what was going on. So I screamed.
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Usually when that happens I go for the nearest Blender set for Mince.
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Same difference. :mrgreen:
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I still have the memories. Despite the random violence and the rapes, it was good times. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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Except the time when he wore that leather suit. What the hell was he thinking? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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If he wants to try out for a gay porn mag, then let him. He can be anything he wants. As long as it's not near me. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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but it will be and most likely near your anus. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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Dag that would hurt. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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What if you use 10 gallons of novicane??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Novicane isn't a good idea. I want staight up crack strait from Billy Dee Williams. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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All this anus stretching talk, makes me keep shifting in my seat. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
God, I feel violated. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: