A Case of Murder
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From an email, sorry for the >

> Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law
> and Order would attempt to capture this mess. This is an unbelievable
> twist of fate!!!
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> At the 1994
> annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don
> Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a
> bizarre death.
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> Here is the story:
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> On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus,
> and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus
> had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit
> suicide.
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> He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell
> past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast
> passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the
> shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed
> just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers, and
> that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the
> way he had planned.
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> "Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "Someone who sets out to commit
> suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be
> what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr.
> Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have
> been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner
> to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
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> The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was
> occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously,
> and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that
> when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the
> pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.
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> When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the
> attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B."
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> When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were
> both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not
> loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his
> wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.
> Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is,
> assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.
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> The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old
> couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal
> accident.
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> It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support
> and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun
> threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father
> would shoot his mother.
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> Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the
> murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now
> becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald
> Opus.
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> Now comes the exquisite twist...
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> Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus.
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> He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt
> to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story
> building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing
> through the ninth story window.
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> The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself.
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> So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
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> A true story from Associated Press, (Reported by Kurt Westervelt)
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#2
Spectacular. I love it when plans work out in the end despite unforseen roadblocks.
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#3
That's intresting to say the least. A strange twist of fate...
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#4
Cidien, GREAT twist-of-fate! Did you write that, because if you did, you could write some GREAT novels!?!?!?
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#5
This story is in "Magnolia".
?The louder he proclaimed his honor, the faster we counted the spoons.? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
http://browncoats.serenitymovie.com/sere...&linkID=36
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#6
Guys, this is an OLD darwin award.

http://www.darwinawards.com

By old, I mean REALLY old, as in, I'm surprised none of you have already heard or read this...

specifc link: http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-16.html

Edit: Magnolia is a shitty movie.
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#7
That was coolies!

I think my grandpa told me about it before, only he shortened it a lot.
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#8
kakomu Wrote:Edit: Magnolia is a shitty movie.


I don't have feelings for it one way or the other. Rolleyes
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#9
Magnolia waas like way to long!!! way to long but OK not shite as ive seen worser!

plus hat Women seek and destroy thing was hillariuosly stoooooopid
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Wrong way

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Rav way!

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