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> Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law
> and Order would attempt to capture this mess. This is an unbelievable
> twist of fate!!!
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> At the 1994
> annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don
> Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a
> bizarre death.
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> Here is the story:
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> On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus,
> and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus
> had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit
> suicide.
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> He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell
> past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast
> passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the
> shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed
> just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers, and
> that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the
> way he had planned.
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> "Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "Someone who sets out to commit
> suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be
> what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr.
> Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have
> been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner
> to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
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> The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was
> occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously,
> and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that
> when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the
> pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.
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> When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the
> attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B."
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> When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were
> both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not
> loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his
> wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.
> Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is,
> assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.
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> The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old
> couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal
> accident.
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> It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support
> and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun
> threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father
> would shoot his mother.
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> Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the
> murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now
> becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald
> Opus.
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> Now comes the exquisite twist...
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> Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus.
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> He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt
> to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story
> building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing
> through the ninth story window.
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> The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself.
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> So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
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> A true story from Associated Press, (Reported by Kurt Westervelt)
Spectacular. I love it when plans work out in the end despite unforseen roadblocks.
That's intresting to say the least. A strange twist of fate...
Cidien, GREAT twist-of-fate! Did you write that, because if you did, you could write some GREAT novels!?!?!?
This story is in "Magnolia".
Guys, this is an OLD darwin award.

http://www.darwinawards.com

By old, I mean REALLY old, as in, I'm surprised none of you have already heard or read this...

specifc link: http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-16.html

Edit: Magnolia is a shitty movie.
That was coolies!

I think my grandpa told me about it before, only he shortened it a lot.
kakomu Wrote:Edit: Magnolia is a shitty movie.


I don't have feelings for it one way or the other. Rolleyes
Magnolia waas like way to long!!! way to long but OK not shite as ive seen worser!

plus hat Women seek and destroy thing was hillariuosly stoooooopid