03-22-2006, 11:49 AM 
		
	
	
		Your saying "sorry" won't get my cat unrunover.
	
	
	
	
	
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		03-22-2006, 11:49 AM 
		
	 
	
		Your saying "sorry" won't get my cat unrunover.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-22-2006, 06:51 PM 
		
	 
	
		"I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to look under your dress.. but if it's any consolation, know that I did NOT enjoy what I saw! Scouts honor!"
	 
	
	
*smithers walks in with a female date* 
	
	
bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?! smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long as i take a shot every 5 minutes... *gives himself shot* smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!! 
		
		
		03-23-2006, 12:16 PM 
		
	 
	
		I wasn't laughting at your Dallas cheerleaders tryout, I think you have a very good chance...
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-23-2006, 04:34 PM 
		
	 
	
		1939 called it wants it's dress back. ...I think I went to far.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-24-2006, 01:35 AM 
		
	 
	
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"Ah, excuse me, but--I just remembered I've got an appointment with the apocalypse." -------- 
		
		
		03-24-2006, 09:56 AM 
		
	 
	
		you're dress inflated like a balloon and it suddenly smelled like dead rats....   how was I supposed to know it was an open sewer?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-24-2006, 11:02 AM 
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		You said online that you looked like George Clooney, but end up Edward Elric. Blind date OVER!
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-25-2006, 02:43 PM 
		
	 
	
		You have the nerve to say I'M a loser for having time for a caption contest everyday in THAT dress?!
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-26-2006, 06:35 PM 
		
	 
	
		Seen any tiny men around here lately? I want to catch the elf that stole all my shoe lases.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-27-2006, 02:53 PM 
		
	 
	
		SURPRISE! I'm a man now, so that we can get legally married anywhere we want!
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-28-2006, 06:32 AM 
		
	 
	
		Would you like a balloon, little girl?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-28-2006, 12:44 PM 
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		What!? Your dumping me just because I don't like Samurai Champloo!?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-29-2006, 11:04 AM 
		
	 
	
		Did that dress come with the moth ball perfume, or did that cost extra? Stinky!!! 
	
	
	
	
<kinda looks like he is waving his hands in front of his nose  >
	
		
		
		03-29-2006, 12:45 PM 
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		Sorry, I didn't know your parents were Orthodox Jews when I sent them that pork gift basket.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-29-2006, 06:05 PM 
		
	 
	
		"Pleeease smile!  My parents are watching and I'm trying to prove I'm not gay."
	 
	
	
	
	
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