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*Batz's skin begins to rip revealing a black armor like skin. Eyes glow red. Claws form on the end of his fingers, as wings sprout from his back*
*side steps behind WarArieS*
Yeah, take your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot.
*pushes WarArieS forward*
go get'em tyke!
*throws bannana*
NOW
*monkeys flow from every corner*
Try not to monkey around!!!! *laughs at horrible pun*
*Flys to the bannana, picking it up before flying over head Steve's head*
Matrix rip off. *jumps into air*
*Remembers that he hasn't even seen the movie*
*Falls on ass*
Ouch
In the midst of all this CGI enhanced movie fighting I sit still on the floor muddering my chantra!
*bah weep grah nah weep ninibon, BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEPP NINIBON,
BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEEP NINIBON[/siz],
BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEEP NINBON!
Shazammm!!!!!![/size] :twisted:
*WarArieS screams with terror,as his skin begins to turn to metal as he grows to unbeleavable size, almost touching the ceiling he stands triumphantly*
*louder and louder you hear "You've got the Touch" playing from who knows where*
*Batz and Monktipussy stand jaws hitting the floor as they realize, Optimus Prime stands before them pointing a large Plazma rifle at Monktipussy and his henchmen!!* :twisted:
Whose going to shoot who know. BIOTCH!!!!!
*collects himself before standing proudly next to WarArieS*
Ok monkey man, time to die.
Screw the gun I'm huge *steps on henchmen*
hehe, this is fun Batz you gotta try it.
*yells* COME HERE LITTLE MONKI BITCH< STOP RUNNIN' YOUR JUST MAKIN' THIS HARDER ON YOURSELF!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
*Green & Purple bolts begin to move around Batz's forearm*
Run little monkey man, run! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Crap Batz, he locked us it this room,*tick, tick, tick, tick* and whats that ticking noise?????!! :evil: :evil:
Dude what wrong with your arm??
*TICK,TICK,TICK,TICK,TICK,TICK*
Goddammit whats that noise???? :evil: :evil:
Gentleman, welcome to true hell.
*starts playing Shazaam, and other bad movies staring Shaquile O'Neal on a large projector*
You'll go insane in less than 25 minutes. Enjoy.
(In a manly Batman voice) Get down *pushes you down* *points glowing right forearm towards the ceiling*
*charged bolts hit the ceil breaking a hole*
*Grabs WarArieS, before flying up threw the hole*
*lands letting WarArieS down before falling to one knee*
*Skin slowly begins to cover the black armor*
Ok, it's been a long time since I've been out, so my power is a runnig a little low..
*falls over*
I think I want to go home. Everybody take 5.
*walks away with towel on shoulders and persperation on forehead*
*falls over anime style as the bomb goes off below*
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