04-25-2003, 11:57 PM
04-26-2003, 04:06 AM
Adventures in Steve the Talking Pie's Head TAKE 3
Action!
*burst in through the ear carrying a large gun (for his size)*
*rounds the first corner spotting a hallway full of monkeys*
*mows them down with his powerful "gun"*
*laughs as Steve get a headache*
(anyone notice that that could have been taken in more ways that one?)
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Action!
*burst in through the ear carrying a large gun (for his size)*
*rounds the first corner spotting a hallway full of monkeys*
*mows them down with his powerful "gun"*
*laughs as Steve get a headache*
(anyone notice that that could have been taken in more ways that one?)
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04-26-2003, 09:21 AM
*runs down the wall, hopping over dead monkeys*
*passes a door to the right, throwing a grenade inside, then dives forward, firing many rounds into the next room to the left*
*Aims the gun at the ceiling; fires many shots, amknig a hole*
*throws the gun up into the hole, where it stays*
*takes out a comunicater* "Anyone there, over?"
*is worried as only static retuns his call*
*pulls the black gun divine from his back*
*grins*
Damn, I gotta go take a test thingy, bbl.
And, boy the kid I call @$$hole surfs around the forum these days, so I guess I have to watch what I say. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*passes a door to the right, throwing a grenade inside, then dives forward, firing many rounds into the next room to the left*
*Aims the gun at the ceiling; fires many shots, amknig a hole*
*throws the gun up into the hole, where it stays*
*takes out a comunicater* "Anyone there, over?"
*is worried as only static retuns his call*
*pulls the black gun divine from his back*
*grins*
Damn, I gotta go take a test thingy, bbl.
And, boy the kid I call @$$hole surfs around the forum these days, so I guess I have to watch what I say. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
04-26-2003, 10:01 AM
Quote:Originally posted by "Steve_the_Talking_Pie"
Well, the grammar police Suzaku is not here so I'll do it. There should be two o's on that "to". There the dirty deed is done. :mrgreen:
*edits post*
I cant imagine what you mean
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now to the adventures!!!
WATCH OUT, THE MONKEY CORPSES ARE ABOUT TO SELF DETATATE!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!!!!
*begins to breath hard and slow down*
aw, to hell with it, I should have worked out
*grabs batz in front of him and holds up his body for a shield to protect self from the blast*
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04-26-2003, 10:03 AM
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oh great, that was the only one I had, and I bet he'll come to haunt me too...
*ruble begins to shake*
uh oh
oh great, that was the only one I had, and I bet he'll come to haunt me too...
*ruble begins to shake*
uh oh
04-26-2003, 01:53 PM
*continusly twitches*
*dies, raising into the air his spirit disapates*
*the "floor" of Steve's head begins to crack as Batz Raises from the ground*
*kicks OpOx into the next room full of monkeys, locking the door behind him*
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"Die!"
*dies, raising into the air his spirit disapates*
*the "floor" of Steve's head begins to crack as Batz Raises from the ground*
*kicks OpOx into the next room full of monkeys, locking the door behind him*
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"Die!"
04-26-2003, 03:13 PM
WOW ITS A ROOM FULL OF ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I AM BEING SERVED BY THESE MOKEY BUTLERS!!!!
*listens at door*
dammit I dont think he fell for it
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AND I AM BEING SERVED BY THESE MOKEY BUTLERS!!!!
*listens at door*
dammit I dont think he fell for it
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04-26-2003, 04:59 PM
*opens the door, pulling OpOx out of the rom*
"You ok?"
"Sorry, lost my temper for a bit there"
"Let's get'em on three..3.."
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"You ok?"
"Sorry, lost my temper for a bit there"
"Let's get'em on three..3.."
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04-26-2003, 06:48 PM
no prob
*kicks monkey in groin*
*kicks batz in groin*
hehe, take that!
*runs away*
*kicks monkey in groin*
*kicks batz in groin*
hehe, take that!
*runs away*
04-26-2003, 07:57 PM
*falls down* Biatch!
*is iten by a monkey*
*starts to shake*
Oh no, what's this! One of our great hero is turning into..into..into a giant shadow monkey demon man.
*turns to a shadow, & reforms infromt of you*
"heh heh, heh heh. Come on, let's see what you got!"
*extends claws*
*is iten by a monkey*
*starts to shake*
Oh no, what's this! One of our great hero is turning into..into..into a giant shadow monkey demon man.
*turns to a shadow, & reforms infromt of you*
"heh heh, heh heh. Come on, let's see what you got!"
*extends claws*
04-26-2003, 08:01 PM
*puts on a very very big boot*
*kicks in groin once more*
TING!!!!
uh oh it looka likw you lost your testicles the last time
*curls into a small ball and forms an invincible cacoon around self and waits for the right time*
*kicks in groin once more*
TING!!!!
uh oh it looka likw you lost your testicles the last time
*curls into a small ball and forms an invincible cacoon around self and waits for the right time*
04-26-2003, 08:03 PM
"Harden? Poor little man!"
*tail whips you, causing your defence to drop.*
"Muwahahahaha!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*tail whips you, causing your defence to drop.*
"Muwahahahaha!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
04-26-2003, 08:10 PM
*thinks to self* haha, jokes on you, this cacoon surface is unnbreakable!!!
*hatches*
now I am a butterfly and I can fly away
*realizes that all that happened was that his genitals enlarged as they drop down and out the leg holes of pants*
aww nuts
*hatches*
now I am a butterfly and I can fly away
*realizes that all that happened was that his genitals enlarged as they drop down and out the leg holes of pants*
aww nuts
04-26-2003, 08:59 PM
man this is weird..ya'll go from talkin bout Steve's lil black penis to talkin bout the things that go on inside his brain..interesting
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04-27-2003, 07:20 AM
SILENCE MORTAL!!!
*snaps fingers and the two lips of crack hoe bond together*
*snaps fingers and the two lips of crack hoe bond together*