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"Yeah, I may be covered in ice cream...."
*Sees herself in mirror and starts to laugh*
"Nevermind time to die Batz"
*points gun at head, and pulls the trigger*

*the scene goes in slow motion*
*Batz's body is thrown backwards by the force of the bullet as it rips through his forehead*
*in mid-air the bullets smashes out the back of his hfollowed by a stearm of blood, containing small chuncks of his brain*
*his body hits the ground, & his head bounces up, then lands again*

*taps you on the shoulder from behind & punches you as you turn araound*
"I just got killed by a b!tch that looks like she just came from a porn shoot!"

"Wait how did... what the... Your dead, how are behind me?"
*Falls to ground by force of the blow*
"Wait I thought we were in the same side?"

"I were, I think, um then, ice cream, you eat, um. Why the hell aren't you fat?!?!?"
*pokes you in the belly*
"Well, lets go I guess."
*takes the lead running down the hall*
*spots an evil monkey*
*jump to it's left, drawns his sword*
*drops down behind it, slicing it in half, then swings his right arm back releasing a dart, which stops an on-coming attacker*

"Wow, thanx for the help"
*Smiles at Batz very kiddishly*
"Now when do i get to kill somthing besides you?"
*Sees evil mokney to her right, and shoots*
*Kills it with one shot*
"Ha, I'm getting better at this"

*kick down a door to his down*
"wtf!"
*falls in*
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
*hits the ground*
"OOOOOOOWWWWWW, that hurt like a mother fu*ker!
Hey, where am I, & what's that big glowy thingy."
*Walks towards the big glowy thing*
The Boss of this level jumps from the top of the big glowy thingy, cause a quake which knocn Batz from his feet.*
*quickly crawls away, & hides in the corner*
"HELP ME!" 8O :?

"I'll save you!!!"*heroic voice*
*walks up to the boss, who then hits her and laughs*
"I think you need to take this one, I'm new at this"
*wonders if she can get out of Steve's head*

*Stands up bravly*
"You dare hit a woman!"
"Good job man, I've been wanting to slap the sh!t out of that one for a whil."
*thwack*
*Batz is smached into a wall* (By the creature or Lonely_Monkey he cannot say, nor does he know*

*flaps his wings rushing tat the boss*
*they lock arms*
"Jessi-Bell, sic'em girl, bite! bite! bite!"

*suddenly appears*

I have a bomb!

"Yay, someone to help us!!!"
*Gets clear of Op. Ox, and his bomb*
*Thinks:"Please don't throw it my way"*

*School principal apears from no where and speaks*

"Waaaaiiit! thats not a bomb, those are hotdogs, .. armer hotdogs..... what kind of man wheres armer hotdogs?"

*Hotdogs turn to granades with a snap of fingers*

haha

ill kill you all!!!!

*throws granades in everywhich direction*

*once done, breathes heavely*

notices some twitching among the wreck

*lets out a Braveheart style YAWP*

*lifts kilt*

time of the... HEAT SEEKING BONER MISSILE!!!!!

FWWWWWOOOSSSHHHHH

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........................................................................................................................... AND THATS THE END OF THAT CHAPTER!

*tosses scarf over left sholder*


*as view strays from our hero it focuses on the heap of rubble as a clenched fist rises with vigorous intesity as a guitar wails in deap G minor*


*sudenly the entire universe is filled with the two words "The End" and things dim to darknesS*

i was about to ask "when will this madness end?", but it looks like it already has
*sigh of relief*
*now we can all go back to our normal everyday lives*
:mrgreen:

dang my post from before didn't work.


NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait you said this chapter...will there be a third (technically a forth)?

It's over but i just got in here Oh well, on to another persons head. Wait how do I get out of here? 8O

I can't leave, ever!

I'll burst into flames, & yes we know Steve, it's a chance you're willing to take.