Poll: 10 Rotary Phones Vs The Moon : Who Will Win?
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10 Rotary Phones
35.71%
5 35.71%
The Moon
64.29%
9 64.29%
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The Battle Of The Century! Who Will Win?!?!
#1
Who Of These Two Will Win In An All Out Street Fight?!?!

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The Moon is sitting in a bar, and all of a sudden 10 rotary telephones walk up. "where's the money Moon? You owe what you owe."

"Up yours phones! I ain't got your stinking money!"

"Your gonna have to pay Moon, You and us in the alley. You got 5 minutes to finish that drink!"

" I don't need 5. *CHUGS* There! Let's ROCK!"
- The Original Lord Of Darkness -
"Ahh The Murthless Laugh of the Damned"
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#2
sounds like something straight out of Something Awful.
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#3
Quote:Originally posted by DARK OSAMU
Who Of These Two Will Win In An All Out Street Fight?!?!

Scene

The Moon is sitting in a bar, and all of a sudden 10 rotary telephones walk up. "where's the money Moon? You owe what you owe."

"Up yours phones! I ain't got your stinking money!"

"Your gonna have to pay Moon, You and us in the alley. You got 5 minutes to finish that drink!"

" I don't need 5. *CHUGS* There! Let's ROCK!"


Um id say the phones win, just cuz there are ten of them.
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#4
now is the bar big enough to fit the moon, or has the moon been reduced in size? if the moon and the phones are their normal size, then the moon. but if they are comparable size, the phones.

Vyncent
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#5
this sorta sounds like something master shake would ask meatwad to bet on..anyone who watches aqua teen hunger force knows...
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#6
i wouldn't put it past master shake
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#7
Go, Moon, GO!!!
"MADE IN HEAVEN, FORGED IN HELL"
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#8
Quote:Originally posted by Vyncent
now is the bar big enough to fit the moon, or has the moon been reduced in size? if the moon and the phones are their normal size, then the moon. but if they are comparable size, the phones.

Vyncent


The bar is pretty much normal sized. The Moon is about 10 feet tall and the phones are about 5 feet tall.
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"Ahh The Murthless Laugh of the Damned"
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#9
In what phase is the moon? If it is full, it is pumped up, ready to go, and kicks some ass. If the moon is new, it gets floored easily.
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#10
Well since he's indoors I'd say he's an eclipse. And he has Jackie Gleasons personality (the guy from the honey mooners...pun intended):p
- The Original Lord Of Darkness -
"Ahh The Murthless Laugh of the Damned"
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#11
Well normally i'd thinkthatthe 5 foot phones would win against a 10 ft moon but not against a 10 ft Jackie Gleason moon

Vyncent

"To the moon Alice"
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#12
thats like a body builder fighting 10 midgets. its all about the midgets baby.

-Vile
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