11-05-2002, 05:11 PM
Well I remember it like it was yesterday. I was a young guy, fresh out of the Naval Academy. I was walking the streets of Annapolis, not looking for anything in particular. Then I heard a voice saying "Looking for a good time Sailor". I looked to the right, then the left then dumb foundedly pointed to myself. There in front of me was the most beautiful Apple Pie. She was in a Lepard skinned pan. I was relatively inexperienced and very poor at the time. So I couldn't go for the real thing. So to answer you question I spend over $250 a month to Pillsbury in alamony. Please don't remind me of it. The bitch. :x