12-02-2002, 10:08 PM
I saw an episode where they were doing something and I got so confused as to what the hell was going on that I passed out and woke up 3 days later covered in Gerbil Shit. "WHAT HAPPENED" I screamed. A ghost claiming it was from another dimension, But was clearly a hologram of Jackie Gleason, appeared and said, "Well boy it's obvious that when you passed out, the magic Gerbil of ClickyVille came to visit. You not being awake to let him in the house was taken as quite an offense to him. So he busted the door down with a Torrential Rain Dance, came in here, sat on your face, and took a dump. As you so deserved. Clearly." So I said to Jackie Gleasons hologram. "You're Right Jackie Gleasons hologram. It was wrong of me to watch that dumb show and pass out, just to get dumped on by the Magic Gerbil of ClickyVille. I have learned my lesson. Never again shall I watch that retarded show." At that moment Jackie Gleasons hologram fizzeled into nothingness. So the moral to this story is, Don't watch Baby Looney Toons 'less you want to pass out, get shat upon by an angry rodent, just to be visited by a lieing hologram. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
- The Original Lord Of Darkness -
"Ahh The Murthless Laugh of the Damned"
"Ahh The Murthless Laugh of the Damned"