07-05-2005, 04:13 PM
I miss playing with fireworks.
Before I was married I'd blow a couple of hundred dollars on things to blow up. I kind of regret some of my choices to blow up in my "blow things up" phase.
Did you know that it takes 4 bottle rockets to lift a Star Wars figure 10 feet into the air?
Did you know that if you shoot a bottle rocket over the hood of a police car while he is giving a driver a speeding ticket that he will stop giving out the speeding ticket just to give you a ticket and take away your entire stash of fireworks?
Did you know that if you have a fight with roman candles that you can get a scar if they hit you just right?
Did you know that a cherry bomb will indeed blow up a toilet?
Hrm... maybe it's a good thing that I haven't played with fireworks in a few years.
Before I was married I'd blow a couple of hundred dollars on things to blow up. I kind of regret some of my choices to blow up in my "blow things up" phase.
Did you know that it takes 4 bottle rockets to lift a Star Wars figure 10 feet into the air?
Did you know that if you shoot a bottle rocket over the hood of a police car while he is giving a driver a speeding ticket that he will stop giving out the speeding ticket just to give you a ticket and take away your entire stash of fireworks?
Did you know that if you have a fight with roman candles that you can get a scar if they hit you just right?
Did you know that a cherry bomb will indeed blow up a toilet?
Hrm... maybe it's a good thing that I haven't played with fireworks in a few years.
Gullible isn't in the dictionary.