Man the crap people buy on ebay

[Batz Kage]

best thing to do is sleep with a small vessel of holy/ordaned water
that what i hear...but im like whatever

im gonna go at it ala Resident Evil Shotgun

I'd be scared to death that I'd roll over & the gun would go off.

I used to have an aunt that slept with a bible under her pillow & a gun at her bed side. She claimed that one night she woke up & looked at the foot of her bed, there stood an angel; her chancing moment of peace was distubed as the angel opened its eyes to reveal burning red orbs.
Now that I think abut it, half the people on my mom's side of the family are weird. They're real countryish, but most of them upon reaching their mid-life tend to see visions of other people's deaths before hand. I guess it be all that there moonshine...