Made

[Ryo of Inferno]

I'll step up, then... since you won't let BE and Vicious. Every time I read about you and MC Hammer, my initial thought is that you're actually being really funny and self-deprecating. ...and then I realise that you're dead serious, and it hurts my head.

I'm all for people living their own life, but I gotta warn you, if you keep talking about your obsession for Hammer, no one will -ever- take you seriously about -anything-. That's the equivalent of me deciding to model my life after Milli Vanilli or Vanilla Ice. They're Pop Culture history, used as ridiculous caricatures to make us all laugh.

If you -did- get on Made with your dream... MTV would do their best to exploit you as a comedic prop, and basically humiliate you with or without you knowing it (I've seen it on Becoming the Band - a bunch of guys wanting to become N'Sync? Come on).

All to the better then, at least I'll bring smiles to peoples faces. Just like the Three Stooges

and Red Skeleton. Also like Jim Carrie.