I have a question, are people that stupid?

[DARK OSAMU]

That's a government plot to fool you. George Bush doesn't want you to think that people from New York don't know what trees are because he knows the value of them being natural air filters. Yes those black and blue spots Kakoi, convert carbon dioxide into oxygen for us to breathe. Now, in New York, George Bush is making tv shows and movies to fool the common person. In all reality there is no New York, people who say they are from there and have vacationed there and whatnot are actually working for the government to give people the sense that the air we breathe is plentiful and we can live forever. We actually are in grave danger of suffocating to death. It has been calculated by Scientist Angus Fargenfeffer, that in the area known to us as New York, we have about 80 more years to breathe. This is what information leaked out of the White House. This also is the reason, being closer to New York where there is less air, why George Bush can't pronounce some words correctly like, Nuclear, he says, Nukyuler, and why he doesn't know the meaning to words that he should know like, sovereignty. It's all in the handbook they send you when you turn 18.