You know you're ghetto when . . .

[Mantis421]

you know you are Getto When you think immitation crab meat is better then the real thing

you know your Getto when you buy immitation plastic aluminum hub caps for your rusted out car to make it look stylish

you know you are Ghetto when you buy a Viper car alarm to protect you POS car that has a tape deck in it

You know you are Ghetto when you buy 40's drink half of it that night leave it open on your headboard and drink the rest the next morning

You know you are Ghetto when you go to bars and clubs where you just need to put a pork chop on a fishing hook and cast it in to get a date