The Scare of a Lifetime!

[ZODDGUTS]

I have a story about me "meeting" a Tratatula once.

Well this was about 4 years ago. I was staying up late at 12:00 a.m. and I was watching Baywatch basicly kicking back. The door in my room was open and I was too lazy to close it BIG MISTAKE.

A few minutes later a Big Ass spider comes threw the open door this was a tratatula a big hairy, with a lot of eyes a "pics" for teeth I think. Well I think you know what my reaction would be from watching beautiful woman on tv to seeing an UGLY ass spider. WTF!?!?!?!?:eek:

This fucking spider crawl up my bed because the sheets was hanging down the bed. So I was in my room fighting for my life.

So I did what any other man would do... I went to the garage got a baseball bat and tried to idimidate the spider to get the fuck out of my room. But it didn't work.

So again I did what anyother man would do I threw the sheets over the spider and ran to my parents room and slept their.:o

The next day I told my mom she went to look at my room but the spider was gone. dun dun dun:eek:

Heh, I showed that spider that I was a MAN!!! Uh I think I did? :p