You know you're ghetto when . . .

[Vicious]

Some of those were lame and don't exactly count as being very 'ghetto' IMO. Like driving your brothers car when the heater in yours is broken. That means you got multiple cars.

Here's another one. I never did this one, but a friend of mine did.

. . . when you're at a restaurant, you get the buffet, and during the course of the meal you find a small cockroach on the ground. You save the cockroach and then after you're full, you stick him on your final plate and then complain that there was a roach in your food so you don't have to pay for the meal.

You know what sucks? I bought some frozen eggrolls, but ran out of ducksauce packets. So I can't eat them until I jack some more from the Chinese restaurant near my house. No way am I gonna go buy a bottle of Duck Sauce.