The Scare of a Lifetime!
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I was following the regular morning routine, I had just fed the dog and let him out, and went back to playing around with my computer. Minutes later I hear the door creak back open (when I let the dog out I do not shut the door all the way). I head out into the kitchen and shut the door behind the dog, and think nothing more about the situation. I went back to the computer and started up a game, and I hear my mother (getting ready for work) gasp: "Oh my God".

Upon hearing those words my heart started to race. I knew that something had to be wrong. I ran to the kitchen and asked mom what was going on. She just said "LOOK" and pointed to the floor. I glanced down and saw a giant spider on the kitchen floor. When I say "giant" I mean it. I instantly recognized the spider to be a Wolf Spider. A spider that is notorious for killing small pets that wander to close to it's subterranean home ( The Wolf Spider is a hunting spider, meaning that it has no web and actively hunts for prey). I loathe spiders. Especially extremely LARGE quick moving aggressive spiders. Armed with a shoe box top I tried to trap it, but I was much too slow. The spider scuttled under the washing machine. I decided that when dealing with a foe this cunning a simple box top would not suffice. I reached under the kitchen sink and grasped a can of RAID. I sprayed under the washing machine. The wolf quickly darted out, and stood defiantly looking up at me. I could see "all" of it's eyes shimmering. It was angry.

The spider charged. I opened fire. I sprayed it, until its brown furry body was coated in white frothy foam. The Wolf's movement went from quick snappy jumps to a lethargic saunter. I dropped the box top on top on my enemy, and stood triumphant.





My heart is still fluttering, and this happened three hours ago.
?The louder he proclaimed his honor, the faster we counted the spoons.? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Scare of a Lifetime! - by kakoi_sugoi_yama - 08-02-2004, 04:10 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by rav96 - 08-02-2004, 05:32 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by gubi-gubi - 08-02-2004, 06:37 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Nina182B - 08-02-2004, 07:21 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Zagatto - 08-02-2004, 07:27 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by tsunami - 08-02-2004, 07:31 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by CrayonShinChan - 08-02-2004, 08:56 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by morgorath - 08-02-2004, 09:13 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Andromeda18_ - 08-02-2004, 11:23 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Owozifa - 08-02-2004, 04:47 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Crate_Digga_909 - 08-02-2004, 04:51 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by rav96 - 08-03-2004, 08:03 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by gubi-gubi - 08-03-2004, 08:09 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by DARK OSAMU - 08-04-2004, 09:49 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by morgorath - 08-05-2004, 01:48 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by kakoi_sugoi_yama - 08-05-2004, 04:08 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Andromeda18_ - 08-05-2004, 10:51 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Zagatto - 08-05-2004, 10:58 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Andromeda18_ - 08-05-2004, 11:02 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by rav96 - 08-05-2004, 12:52 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by gubi-gubi - 08-05-2004, 01:09 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by morgorath - 08-05-2004, 02:08 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by israfel - 08-05-2004, 03:15 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Vicious - 08-05-2004, 03:23 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by kakoi_sugoi_yama - 08-06-2004, 12:07 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Zagatto - 08-06-2004, 03:54 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by DARK OSAMU - 08-06-2004, 04:05 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Andromeda18_ - 08-06-2004, 11:55 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by morgorath - 08-07-2004, 02:44 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Mantis421 - 08-11-2004, 06:56 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by WandererX12 - 08-12-2004, 05:12 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by ladysilverice - 08-12-2004, 05:55 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Mantis421 - 08-12-2004, 06:00 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by israfel - 08-12-2004, 06:07 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Mantis421 - 08-12-2004, 06:14 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by israfel - 08-12-2004, 06:19 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by ZODDGUTS - 08-12-2004, 10:00 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by morgorath - 08-12-2004, 10:29 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Mantis421 - 08-12-2004, 10:41 PM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by ZODDGUTS - 08-13-2004, 12:07 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by morgorath - 08-13-2004, 08:16 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Nina182B - 08-13-2004, 08:51 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by ladysilverice - 08-13-2004, 08:59 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Nina182B - 08-13-2004, 09:06 AM
The Scare of a Lifetime! - by Andromeda18_ - 08-14-2004, 04:53 AM

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