Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
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Well, I don't watch many movies, and almost all of them I find great fault in, or am just bias & hate them anyways.

To be vague, I hate all "stoner" movies. This includes stupid sh!t such as Jay & Silent Bob, & Dude Where's My Car (which I've seen atleast 25 times thanks to me sister.) A long with this section, I include all movies everyone in school likes. If they like them, chances are they suck (ex: Scary Movie 1 & 2). This "rule" goes double for all movies my friend Lucas tell me to watch, I think he's just easily amused.

Dare Devil, hmmm, just watched most of it today, & just like I thought, it sucked. To predictible, & not creative enough.

Lord of The Rings- Two Towers- Good content, bad delivery, I'd rather rip my own tooth out then have to sit through it again. There was just something about it that is boring as H3ll.

I saw The 9th Gate listed above, & if that's the movie I believe it is (the one where the guy tries to collect the pictures drawn by Satan) I love that movie. It fell short of what it could have been, but was still great.

Also to defend 13 Ghost, gay movie, yes, but it seemed a bit more origanal than most horror movies out at that time, either that or I just like watching topless dead chicks walk around (ok technically there was only one).

And as for The Ring, I though it was a good movie, but I've yet to make the connect between the Manga (not sure which part) & the american movie. Because there's like the English movie, the Japanese movie, a novel, & two or three mangas. In the one I read the thing killing people was a virus, & it took over the a baby inside some woman, & slept with the guy that was trying to figure it all out, then in the end they found out just reading the novel about the book would contaminate you, & that the being that was born from the woman was part of a group that was going to publish the report of what happens in the movie as a novel & like take over the world or something. It doesn't make the movie to much better besides telling more of where the video tape in the movie came from, but it gives you more interest in things about the entire thingy itself.

The only good "movies" I can really say I liked right off hand was Dune (the remake) & Children of Dune. Which technically they were mini series, and Dune was boring as hell at most points, but it gives more of an understanding of Children of Dune. Plus the entire time it gives off this depressing vibe because everyone knows the planet's future sucks, & it just seems that even the hero doesn't want to do anything about it.


As you can tell, most of the movies I have commented on are old & have a negitive "review", that's because I stay in such a depress state of that I would rather crack my skull open & smear my blood across the my wall than face humanity to see a movie, & while at home I just watch Anime on dvds. Anywho the point of that last statement is if I bashed your fav movie, try not to hate me, but if that doesn't work go ahead.

Peace
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Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-07-2003, 01:45 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by evilomar - 09-07-2003, 04:16 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-07-2003, 05:24 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-07-2003, 06:40 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-07-2003, 10:19 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by evilomar - 09-08-2003, 08:06 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by kakomu - 09-08-2003, 09:43 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-08-2003, 06:45 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by morgorath - 09-08-2003, 07:18 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Ka-Talliya - 09-09-2003, 01:23 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Shinn Asuka - 09-09-2003, 02:16 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Imoutofit - 09-09-2003, 11:13 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Elcoholic - 09-10-2003, 03:00 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Tripp - 09-10-2003, 09:01 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-10-2003, 09:26 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Prophet Hero - 09-10-2003, 09:34 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by kakomu - 09-10-2003, 09:45 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-10-2003, 08:04 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-10-2003, 11:59 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by pugmagician - 09-11-2003, 12:12 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by kakomu - 09-11-2003, 02:16 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Elcoholic - 09-11-2003, 03:17 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Shinn Asuka - 09-11-2003, 12:58 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-11-2003, 01:39 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-11-2003, 10:15 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-11-2003, 11:16 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by puzzleguy - 09-13-2003, 04:58 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Batz Kage - 09-13-2003, 08:17 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Prophet Hero - 09-13-2003, 11:27 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by six_plus_one - 09-14-2003, 04:55 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by OptimisticOx - 09-14-2003, 01:43 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-14-2003, 03:31 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by six_plus_one - 09-14-2003, 04:01 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by OptimisticOx - 09-14-2003, 04:59 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-14-2003, 06:33 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-14-2003, 06:44 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by evilomar - 09-15-2003, 05:32 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Batz Kage - 09-15-2003, 02:21 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-15-2003, 04:21 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Batz Kage - 09-15-2003, 05:06 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by six_plus_one - 09-15-2003, 07:05 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-15-2003, 07:52 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-15-2003, 08:14 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-15-2003, 08:46 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by six_plus_one - 09-15-2003, 09:03 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-15-2003, 09:44 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by six_plus_one - 09-15-2003, 11:33 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-16-2003, 08:03 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-16-2003, 11:08 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by kakomu - 09-16-2003, 11:35 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Prophet Hero - 09-16-2003, 11:47 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by puzzleguy - 09-16-2003, 08:32 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-16-2003, 10:51 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by six_plus_one - 09-17-2003, 12:25 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-17-2003, 06:42 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-17-2003, 10:11 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by evilomar - 09-18-2003, 06:06 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by evilomar - 09-19-2003, 10:38 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-19-2003, 09:06 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-19-2003, 09:22 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by NVash - 09-19-2003, 09:29 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-20-2003, 08:05 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by vicnuts - 09-20-2003, 11:42 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Ka-Talliya - 09-21-2003, 02:08 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by cthulhu - 09-21-2003, 05:04 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-21-2003, 06:33 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by vicnuts - 09-21-2003, 02:35 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-21-2003, 07:34 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Batz Kage - 09-21-2003, 08:01 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by vicnuts - 09-21-2003, 11:06 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Prophet Hero - 09-22-2003, 12:15 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-22-2003, 09:34 AM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Zagatto - 09-22-2003, 09:38 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by DARK OSAMU - 09-22-2003, 09:44 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by vicnuts - 09-22-2003, 11:23 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by vicnuts - 09-22-2003, 11:37 PM
Worst Movies You've Ever Seen - by Tripp - 09-23-2003, 07:54 AM

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