*Some jokes* !!!!

[DARK OSAMU]

A guy goes to a mountain cabin to stay for a weekend hike. When he arrives there is an old man who is staying there too. They introduce and then the old man asks if he wants some dinner. The hiker agrees and they have a nice meal. The old man asks if he'd like to see his dog out back. The hiker agrees. It is an old dog and probably has hearing problems and hasn't ran in years. The old man asks the hiiker, " You ever had a BJ?" The hiker says , "Not in a long time." The old man says , "I taught my dog here how to give one. You wanna try it? It'll be just between you and me and the dog. Nobody will know about it." The Hiker thinks for a sec and then reluctantly agrees. The old man points at the hiker and says to the dog, "Alright boy, give 'im a BJ!" The dog just sits there. " Give him a BJ boy!" Still the dog just sits there. "One more time, give 'im a BJ boy!" Dog just sits there. The old man then procedes to go down on the dog and says" How many times do I have to show you how to do this?" 8O :x :o weatdrop: :mrgreen: 8)