03-12-2003, 11:55 PM
I sailor finally comes home from active duty one day. It was a while since he had any action so he decided to hook up with his old girlfriend. They meet at a bar and had a few drinks.
She leaned over and whispered into his ear "Let's go to my place. We can try some..." She wrote "69" on a napkin and handed it to him.
"Sure. I'd like some of that," he replied.
They arrived at her place and he immediately stripped and hopped onto her bed. She too got naked and climbed onto his face. She then ripped the loudest and meanest fart. He slowly got up, put on his clothes and started out the door.
She then said to him "Hey, where're you goin? We haven't even started yet."
He then replied "I ain't taken 68 more of those."
She leaned over and whispered into his ear "Let's go to my place. We can try some..." She wrote "69" on a napkin and handed it to him.
"Sure. I'd like some of that," he replied.
They arrived at her place and he immediately stripped and hopped onto her bed. She too got naked and climbed onto his face. She then ripped the loudest and meanest fart. He slowly got up, put on his clothes and started out the door.
She then said to him "Hey, where're you goin? We haven't even started yet."
He then replied "I ain't taken 68 more of those."
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