Adventures in Steve's head
#31
*Batz's skin begins to rip revealing a black armor like skin. Eyes glow red. Claws form on the end of his fingers, as wings sprout from his back*
*side steps behind WarArieS*

Yeah, take your best shot!
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#32
Hit me with your best shot.
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#33
*pushes WarArieS forward*
go get'em tyke!
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#34
*throws bannana*
NOW

*monkeys flow from every corner*

Try not to monkey around!!!! *laughs at horrible pun*
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#35
*Flys to the bannana, picking it up before flying over head Steve's head*
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If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.

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#36
Matrix rip off. *jumps into air*

*Remembers that he hasn't even seen the movie*

*Falls on ass*

Ouch
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#37
In the midst of all this CGI enhanced movie fighting I sit still on the floor muddering my chantra!
*bah weep grah nah weep ninibon, BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEPP NINIBON,
BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEEP NINIBON[/siz],
BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEEP NINBON!
Shazammm!!!!!![/size] :twisted:
*WarArieS screams with terror,as his skin begins to turn to metal as he grows to unbeleavable size, almost touching the ceiling he stands triumphantly*
*louder and louder you hear "You've got the Touch" playing from who knows where*
*Batz and Monktipussy stand jaws hitting the floor as they realize, Optimus Prime stands before them pointing a large Plazma rifle at Monktipussy and his henchmen!!* :twisted:
Whose going to shoot who know. BIOTCH!!!!!
"Hitting rock bottom is not a weekend retreat."
"Something wicked this way comes."
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#38
*collects himself before standing proudly next to WarArieS*

Ok monkey man, time to die.
My Soul Brings Tears to Satanic Eyes.

If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.

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#39
Screw the gun I'm huge *steps on henchmen*
hehe, this is fun Batz you gotta try it.
*yells* COME HERE LITTLE MONKI BITCH< STOP RUNNIN' YOUR JUST MAKIN' THIS HARDER ON YOURSELF!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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"Something wicked this way comes."
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#40
*Green & Purple bolts begin to move around Batz's forearm*

Run little monkey man, run! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.

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#41
Crap Batz, he locked us it this room,*tick, tick, tick, tick* and whats that ticking noise?????!! :evil: :evil:
Dude what wrong with your arm??
*TICK,TICK,TICK,TICK,TICK,TICK*
Goddammit whats that noise???? :evil: :evil:
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"Something wicked this way comes."
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#42
Gentleman, welcome to true hell.


*starts playing Shazaam, and other bad movies staring Shaquile O'Neal on a large projector*

You'll go insane in less than 25 minutes. Enjoy.
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#43
(In a manly Batman voice) Get down *pushes you down* *points glowing right forearm towards the ceiling*

*charged bolts hit the ceil breaking a hole*
*Grabs WarArieS, before flying up threw the hole*

*lands letting WarArieS down before falling to one knee*
*Skin slowly begins to cover the black armor*

Ok, it's been a long time since I've been out, so my power is a runnig a little low..
*falls over*
My Soul Brings Tears to Satanic Eyes.

If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.

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#44
I think I want to go home. Everybody take 5.

*walks away with towel on shoulders and persperation on forehead*
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#45
*falls over anime style as the bomb goes off below*
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If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.

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