Drunk Q!!!!11
#1
Hi all you ass feces !! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Damn, im very drunk and the club i went to had sknaky hos and no hot chciks. Bastards.
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#2
I was drunk last night. Watched the game at the bar/club. When the Yankees hit that 11th inning homerun, I was just a little bit confused. All I know is that everyone else was down in the dumps that the Yankees won it...

Then my friend started throwing up, so I had to comfort her and put her to bed. I ended up spending the night with her making sure she went to sleep...However, I probably fell asleep before her.

After talking about it with someone today, their first question was: "Did you fuck her?". I don't know about the rest of you, but the thought of screwing a sick girl was pretty repulsive...

Edit: Just realized I mentioned this already...
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#3
such sad, sad people who think of screwing drunk girls *note to self, never say anything about screwing drunk girls to kak.*
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#4
not drunk girls, sick girls. People who are throwing up... That's disgusting...
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#5
oh, i had to babysit a girl that was really sick...it sucked because it gave me a bad vibe and sober me up. She was wearing a thong though so i guess it was worht the time.
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#6
I sobered up while helping her out. Slept with her (Just meant I was asleep with her, not the other typing of 'sleeping'), however, when I woke up at 7:30 to go back to my dorm, I was still drunk. Even tho it was cold as fuck outside, I still was wobbling around on the sidewalks :p.
I get back to my dorm, and the room is sorta spinning when I go to sleep. I'm a once a day kinda guy, I don't feel a need to get crunked every weekend day.
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#7
wow, drunk again,.

151 Vodka + Pina Colada mix = Bad. Add water so it doesn't taste like shit!!!!

Too bad most of the people at the party were kinda :eek: , so I don't have anyone here right now.
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#8
See, I don't drink any more. I babysat sooooo many drunks when I was pregnant, that I don't ever want to be that kind of burden on anyone.
I still don't understand how a group of drunk guys ever makes it home.:confused:
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#9
Quote:Originally posted by Ka-Talliya
I still don't understand how a group of drunk guys ever makes it home.:confused:


I don't know how drunk you got, but whenever I'm getting there, I still have some cognative thought left. Sure I'll stumble, laugh and do stupid shit, but at the same time, I just about ALWAYS know where I'm at.
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#10
I wasn't drunk, they were. I guess it could have been because they had a DD, they figured they coud get smashed beyond all belief.

There was no way they were making it home by themselves.
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#11
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#12
Quote:Originally posted by Ka-Talliya
I still don't understand how a group of drunk guys ever makes it home.:confused:


I don't know how i get home after being drunk as hell and high as a fly but i always make it without harassment from cops. And, i know that i veered from side to side like crazy when i'm like that. Scary.
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#13
He, I'm curious. Here in Eurpope people always say we can drink much more than anywhere in the world because we start at a younger age (allthough Russians will win from anyone with their Vodka habbits). So my question is: how many beers till you get drunk?
For me (I'm 24 and can tolerate much less than my friends) it's about 6 liters in 4/5 hours(one crate) and I'll be drunk (assuming I haven't been smoking.) How about you guys/girls?
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#14
Quote:Originally posted by elcoholic
He, I'm curious. Here in Eurpope people always say we can drink much more than anywhere in the world because we start at a younger age (allthough Russians will win from anyone with their Vodka habbits). So my question is: how many beers till you get drunk?
For me (I'm 24 and can tolerate much less than my friends) it's about 6 liters in 4/5 hours(one crate) and I'll be drunk (assuming I haven't been smoking.) How about you guys/girls?


That's around 10-11 pints, isn't it? I would be shit-faced within that time period. That's if I could even manage it. I've always been a lightweight and I can't take much alcohol especially in volume. After 5-6 pints I usually switch to spirits unless it's an all-day session when I can stagger myself.

I don't know how UK males match up - I would probably skew the results - but UK women are said to be the biggest drinkers in Europe.
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#15
I start late.

For me, I'll be buzzing at 3 drinks, I'll be wobly after 5-6 drinks and I'll be pretty gone after 7+.

I've never gone to wasted or point of no return yet.
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