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I get the joke, those must be interesting family gatherings! Yeah, everyone will tell you learning to play guitar impresses the ladies. They're right. It's why so many guys play guitar and rock stars get laid. Why can't fishing impress women? Go figure.
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06-22-2003, 10:46 PM
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If only life (getting girls) were so easy. Yeah, there's only one way I know of to get girls by fishing (besides kidnaping). Win a tournment with a very large cash prize. The chick will be following you in no time.
I used to be in what was almost a garage band, but before there was even a band all the members were going off & trying to get into our rival band, & our lead singer sucked (no offence Lonely Monkey, your voice is beautiful, but we were planing to be apunk band), she sung with an english accicent. I was supposed to be the bassist, but I'm to dumb/lazy to learn how to play. But, we still have lyrics, most of which I wrote, & they suck just as bad as my guitar playing.
And, even though I know I wouldn't make it in a band everytime I read Bremen, it reminds me of what it's like to want to raise up as part of the most killer Punk band ever (yeah, sure, they call it Rock, but everything they talk about, & the way they dress & act is just like a Punk. From the MoHawk, the gothic looking braclet, & the Lars Ferderiksen looking hair of Romio. The only thing I don't think a punk would get along to well with in there band is Ryo, although I can't say why, if anyone want to know just go read Bremen, you can d/l it from Http://www.toriyamaworld.com )
Yeah, I hate to inform my grandpa my best chances to have (unpayed) wemen throw something of the sort at me is if I piss Lonely Monkey off just right & it's her only projectile. My grandpa would probably like it though, he's a dirty old man he used to subscribe to the playboy channel, but my grandma got mad at him for it.
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hey dude im in a band! we've played like 20-30 gigs in the past year and even have a demo cd that we sold like 100 copies of, plus i sing and play guitar! and you dont see me with many chicks, infact i had one girlfriend in the last 3 years or somethin, although it was for like 8 months or so, i shud be gettin loads of pussy goddamit! and its not like im ugly or a nerd or anything, heck im one cool attractive guy (well at least one of those should be true). being in a band makes no difference, in my opinion girls dig cool, attractive, funny guys, and a bit of sensitivity helps too, but im well lacking that.
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Love ballads my friend. Type O Negative raunchy love ballads and you'll have crazy bitches all over you. That and spending more time with actual people. I tend to lose contact with all my friends after long binges of anime or video games. It's like rediscovering something I lost when I finally get around to hanging out with them again.
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sanosuke, i meet a lot of girls at starbucks and at barnes and noble or whatever bookstores. They come in flocks too so it's nice.
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meeting women... well let me give you guys some of the best advise...
The word "NO" hurts for a very short time... But when one says ok it washes all those harsh regections away...
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I can't really comment on rejection, seeing as though I've never been rejected, the closest thing was from Lonely Monkey, sad thing was I wasn't even asking, hints how I claim I was shot down before ever getting in the air.
As for never being rejected, I've also never, in my 15 years of life, had a girlfriend, so that just goes to show you. Which then again I've only ever liked two girls like that. One I had a chance with, yep she wanted me, but she lives like 3 states away. While the other is a heart breaking, two timing, slutty bitch. ( Sorry, but it's not like anyone knows who I'm talking about. Of course you all do! And of course I'll get my butt kicked for that one.)
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Geez, who in the world could you be talking about Well, no matter I don't think she could be that bad.
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You mean you actually care, probably not, wow that's a conincedenece (sorry for spelling) neither did she. Wait a minute, maybe YOU ARE HER!
Yeah, I'm pertty sure of that one. So, low life scum, how has your life been. Karma gotcha down for the count yet?
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Ummm... I'm at like 2 and a half, and three is coming up fast.(if that helps you any)
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i wish you guys would have your little domestics somewhere else
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True that... Hey Sanosuke what is the worst way a girl ever turned ya down...
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Yeah, but through our battles can't you just tell we were made ffor each other? *rolls eyes*
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Sorry you guys, he likes to have public battles for some reason. I'll try to keep it between us though. Don't hurt me...
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Fine, turn your back on me. I'm getting tried of the whole I say I want out of your life, you cry, I return only to get treated like shit. How about you return a fu*king e-mail once in a while. I was finally able to give up sitting around every other day on my computer waiting for you to get on to see if you had any new problems, hell half my life, if not more was based on learning how to, & trying to help you.
You ask for my help, & when I give you advice you never listen.
One minute you're like, you're right I should be doing this or that, & then the next time I talk to you, you've done the complete opposit.
<insert long list of everything I always complain about>
Sorry, but I do my best to help you, & all I ask for in return is a nice conversation every now & then, & if it's not about a problem in your life I normally get something like "Whatever", or "Good for you."So I don't see your problem with me only wanting to be around to fix your problems. If you're not going to treat me like a friend, then why call me one?
And as for me & her keeping this out of the public, as I said before this is the only place she will answer me, & she doesn't even always answer me here, & even then I have to focus the statements in away so that if she doesn't comment the conversation will end up reveling how big of a jerk/brat she is.
She says she hasn't lied to me in months, that's about true, to lie there's a requirement to have a transaction of information in which one part is untrue or fabricated.
If anyone thinks I'm an as$hole, you either don't know what Hell she's put me through, how much of my life I wasted trying to help her with problems she later said didn't even have an effect on her life, or how much I care about her. And yes I do care about her, even though she's ripped me apart piece by piece, & doesn't even act like a true friend most of the time, I'd still give my life if I thought it would help her in life. She knows all this & yet in the past still had the nerve to complain that no one cared about her. everytime she's down or we have a fight she acts like everything I've ever said was a lie.
I care more than anyone else in her life, no matter what anyone, or everyone says.
Sorry if I went a little over board, just got a little pissed off. I should also probably take this time to say sorry to Loney Monkey, I know your life is kinda messed up & all, but my God...
And I'll assume that's a no on weither or not you'll come hang out with my family this time , but if you decided others wise, ahh screw it, not like you ever would anyways, the only time you seem to care is when I treaten to leave.
Now I have to go make final choices of what anime to get, I was wondering, how long does it normally take to restock titles, does anyone know?
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