Shaving Story
#1
I'm not a huge fan of shaving. It's a necessity but I don't find much joy in it. On Saturday I woke up late for work. So I had no time to shave just put clothes on and left. I decided that night that I should shave because I had church in the morning. Now I was all alone at the time so it made it much worse. I was shaving the hair on my throat, and I raked my Adam's apple a little to hard. At first I didn't think it was much, but I put my hand over my throat anyways. I then took it off, and looked at it. my hand was soaked in blood. I looked my throat and it was bleeding pretty good. My brother had the car and I wasn't sure what the hell I could do. I started walking around but soon realized that it would only make it worse. I sat down for a minute, and turned on the TV. I proceeded to watch E True Hollywood stories on Savannah the Porn Star. Soon I forgot about my cut and the bleeding stop. I can honestly say, she saved my life. Moral of the story: The Jewish and Muslim population had something going when they didn't bother to shave. :mrgreen:
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#2
I hate shaving, because I have to do it every day. It is much easier just to have a full beard although that is a pain in the ass too. Big Grin
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#3
Yeah. I hate doing it too. Right now I have an Abe Lincoln beard and am happy with it. :mrgreen:
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#4
If I shaved my stash I could have a lincoln Big Grin
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#5
I have a Lincon in my pants!!! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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#6
I shave my whole face, except I keep my side burns a little ong (they go down just pass my ear lobes). I hate when they get long and fuzzy though.
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#7
I say let the hair grow where it wants to grow, unfortunatly that is very unattractive with women.lol :mrgreen:
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#8
i do not shave Sad
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#9
Not a big deal. I almost killed myself doing that.
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#10
I shave my pu... I mean no comment...

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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#11
eww man, that is just plain wrong
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#12
Yeah, it is pretty nasty when I think about it but oh well Tongue Big Grin
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#13
People told me women seem to like. Though I've kinda grown attached to it. :mrgreen:
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#14
Yeah, It has gone through alot of jerkin...I mean uhhh....things with me...heheh :lol:
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#15
Give me the porn!!!! *extends hands out with parent like posture* :mrgreen:
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