02-12-2003, 08:58 PM
I'm not a huge fan of shaving. It's a necessity but I don't find much joy in it. On Saturday I woke up late for work. So I had no time to shave just put clothes on and left. I decided that night that I should shave because I had church in the morning. Now I was all alone at the time so it made it much worse. I was shaving the hair on my throat, and I raked my Adam's apple a little to hard. At first I didn't think it was much, but I put my hand over my throat anyways. I then took it off, and looked at it. my hand was soaked in blood. I looked my throat and it was bleeding pretty good. My brother had the car and I wasn't sure what the hell I could do. I started walking around but soon realized that it would only make it worse. I sat down for a minute, and turned on the TV. I proceeded to watch E True Hollywood stories on Savannah the Porn Star. Soon I forgot about my cut and the bleeding stop. I can honestly say, she saved my life. Moral of the story: The Jewish and Muslim population had something going when they didn't bother to shave. :mrgreen:
