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morgorath · 12-25-2002, 12:23 AM

I will clue in at the Anime Convetion in Boston I promise...
Dancing is a tool to get women to bed... I happy to have a
few steps under the belt...

DARK OSAMU · 12-25-2002, 12:25 AM

I need to learn to dance but am too tall and clumbsy to do so. I like short ladies and my height would make things worse if I were "dancing" the night away. More like pulverising her shoes with my friggin 14 triple Es! :evil: :roll:

morgorath · 12-25-2002, 12:53 AM

I tell you that is the easiest step to over come... if she is short and little then her feet should be as well... Just have her stand on your feet. This is why a good pair of dress shoes are worth spring for there renforced... then she can folow your every move and she looks like a goddess...

Steve_the_Talking_Pie · 12-25-2002, 01:29 PM

Everybody likes short women. It's a sense of protection and power. I guess that's why I have a thing for Asian women. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

morgorath · 12-26-2002, 12:49 AM

No it's even simpler than that a long girl on tops have to much leg and it gets in the way a short girl rides like a jocky does on a horse at the kentucy derby

Steve_the_Talking_Pie · 12-26-2002, 10:47 AM

People have told me that I have the penis of a horse. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

kakoi_sugoi_yama · 12-27-2002, 10:49 AM

and the rectum of a bull. 8O 8O

DARK OSAMU · 12-27-2002, 10:47 PM

I have the petrified remains of an aliens feces. That had nothing to do with the past 3 posts here but thought it was worth noting. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

kakoi_sugoi_yama · 12-30-2002, 03:19 PM

I stole it and sold it to a magician for three magic rubies. Smile

Steve_the_Talking_Pie · 12-30-2002, 08:13 PM

I stole it and shove it up my triangular asian rectum. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

DARK OSAMU · 12-30-2002, 10:50 PM

I knew I could entrust it with YOU Steve. That's the safest place for it. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Steve_the_Talking_Pie · 12-31-2002, 10:30 AM

No one would want to check there. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

morgorath · 12-31-2002, 01:37 PM

The aline bull rectum... Hey I have some savings bonds...

Steve_the_Talking_Pie · 12-31-2002, 01:40 PM

Sorry man, I'm full. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

morgorath · 12-31-2002, 01:43 PM

Damn it and I heard it was more secure than the vault in ocean's 11

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