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Man: Hey.. I just wanted to know.. um... would you go out with me?
Man in dress: I'm a MAN....
Man: ....*thinks* ...I can deal with that as long as you are willing.

"Please sis, don't make me go to the barber!"

"Nope, ponytails got to go."

I know it goes good with your outfit but please give me my hat back.

Please. I?ll let you win at Mario Kart this time.

girl in dress "I need a new job."
guy with ponytail " well we just passed a brothel ."
girl in dress *Gives him a cold stare, just as he say his last words*
*screen turns black, lots of screaming and hitting sounds!*

Can I try it on, please?

Yes.. You "are" rich, manly, strong, vegetarian, are able to fold your hands on maximum level and care for animals and, but I will never date you with that kinda shoes dammit.. I can even see your socks coming out!

Man: (points at fountain) to answer your question, something like that. You should be the one begging me

Inoue: Hey daisuke, you know that bet you lost. I think you'd look real good in a dress

Daisuke: *bows down with his hands together* Hehe Come'on now stop joking around Hehe. *Tries to run off*

Inoue: notices daisuke is about to run off, so she tries to grab him

*Daisuke evades Inoue*

Daisuke: Whoa that was close.

Inoue: Get back here Daisuke.

Daisuke: Isn't there another way.

Inoue: You wish.

"Can you pleease make the picture better quality?"

"Hey, fanboy. See the fountain? Either take a shower or take a hike!"

This is a FanSub, if you have paid for this, you have been cheated.

Guy: WHAAAT ?! I smell like moose pee ?! Forgive me.

Girl: I cant. You reek.

oh...oh man i'm sorry. it's just i had to go so bad...and this damn fountain.....i..i.. just couldn't hold it!!!......i'm sorry.

(Australian accent) As you can see, the male specie attempts yet another miserable courtship.