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"Come here slave and suck my toes.":p

Please come with me. Your mom is dying and I have candy.

"All the begging in the world is not going to get you free nookie. It's $200 a pop!!!"

"I swear I wasn't looking at Playboy. It was National Geographic French Edition."

"I'm sorry, but my ponytail looks much BETTER than your braid;>"

"come on, the girls in the hentai video seem to like it"

"What did I tell you about the labor day rule?"

Girl "I'm bored! What do you want to do?"
Guy "Well we just passed a barber, maybe we can get them to shave that jungle you've got growing between you're legs!"
Girl <long evil stare>
<darkness, sounds of bones breaking, screaming>

"Hey Brittany, where's Eleanor and Jeanette?"



Only fans of the Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon Theodore) will get that one.

Hey Amish lady could you give me a ride home? My parents seem to have forgotten me again.

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Wait, wait! I didn't mean it when I said only your fist could give me a nosebleed ...

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"How dare you make fun of my hat you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!"

<a little something for fans of Monty Python's flying circus>

Us HK subers sure have gotten butter over the years. Now back to the show.

Because it was so cold out, it became this small. Give me another chance!