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Man: Hey.. I just wanted to know.. um... would you go out with me?
Man in dress: I'm a MAN....
Man: ....*thinks* ...I can deal with that as long as you are willing.
*smithers walks in with a female date*
bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?!
smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long
as i take a shot every 5 minutes...
*gives himself shot*
smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!!
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Joined: Feb 2003
"Please sis, don't make me go to the barber!"
"Nope, ponytails got to go."
Posts: 143
Threads: 10
Joined: Jul 2005
03-03-2006, 04:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2006, 04:29 AM by Mot_Soldats.)
I know it goes good with your outfit but please give me my hat back.
Posts: 1,439
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Joined: Oct 2004
Please. I?ll let you win at Mario Kart this time.
"OMFG, let me rush onto my NOAHS ARC!" by JunkieJoe
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Joined: Dec 2005
girl in dress "I need a new job."
guy with ponytail " well we just passed a brothel
."
girl in dress *Gives him a cold stare, just as he say his last words*
*screen turns black, lots of screaming and hitting sounds!*
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Yes.. You "are" rich, manly, strong, vegetarian, are able to fold your hands on maximum level and care for animals and, but I will never date you with that kinda shoes dammit.. I can even see your socks coming out!
Posts: 30
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Joined: Dec 2004
Man: (points at fountain) to answer your question, something like that. You should be the one begging me
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Joined: Aug 2004
Inoue: Hey daisuke, you know that bet you lost. I think you'd look real good in a dress
Daisuke: *bows down with his hands together* Hehe Come'on now stop joking around Hehe. *Tries to run off*
Inoue: notices daisuke is about to run off, so she tries to grab him
*Daisuke evades Inoue*
Daisuke: Whoa that was close.
Inoue: Get back here Daisuke.
Daisuke: Isn't there another way.
Inoue: You wish.
Animes I Own:
~Hellsing
~Chobits
~Read or Die
~D.N. Angel
~Last Exile
~X
~Love Hina
~Onegai Teacher
~Ninja Scroll
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"Can you pleease make the picture better quality?"
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03-03-2006, 03:54 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2006, 07:58 PM by beboprules.)
"Hey, fanboy. See the fountain? Either take a shower or take a hike!"
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03-03-2006, 07:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2006, 08:20 PM by janjan.)
This is a FanSub, if you have paid for this, you have been cheated.
...pony?pony!
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Guy: WHAAAT ?! I smell like moose pee ?! Forgive me.
Girl: I cant. You reek.
hiya
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oh...oh man i'm sorry. it's just i had to go so bad...and this damn fountain.....i..i.. just couldn't hold it!!!......i'm sorry.
uno...dos...tres...el shoompo
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(Australian accent) As you can see, the male specie attempts yet another miserable courtship.