injuries

[OptimisticOx]

yeah, I was glad to do it, it has been a while since I posted stuff like that since the post slut vanished from the boards :mrgreen:

[Batz Kage]

Always remember
Live fast, die young.
Eat fast, die fat.
& every other phrase that has nothing to do with the subject, & you'll always be a great post slut at heart, & if all else fails, use Steve's old Turkey Sandwhich thing.

[OptimisticOx]

ah yes and be sure to use as many actions as possible.... along with smilies :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

and dont forget to post on and on like the two of us are doing right now!

I dont think the boards right now lack energy, just creativity, there were some great threads way back when, now everything seems so dry and dull.

[Batz Kage]

Evertying is already used, there's nothing orignal that can be said. But, still we must strive on, for our kids, if we ever have any's sake!

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Atleast there's no post slut posers like there are punks.
YES, I am a punk poser! I admit this, my nails are black, & I wear safty pins on my clothes!

[OptimisticOx]

nice, you will be the the undead post slut. and of course I will be the defender of justice and cornyness, the richous boy wonder!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Batz Kage]

I am the Undead Post Slut, Wonder Boy, screw it, call me young Nasty Man,
&
Wth my sidekick, who really is the leader, The Boy Wonder,
We shall destory all sanity in the forum.
*Long evil Laugh* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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[OptimisticOx]

thats right I am the leader...

as you laugh, its more from the back of the throte kind of a growling sound almost.

now lets role, young nasty man, in my robin motercycle... wait thats to gay for two, lets just highjack batmans car, like we have this thread!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Batz Kage]

*is caught in a gay moment* So no motercycle

Oh Well, Hops in the passenger side of the Batmobile. "Ride out!"

[OptimisticOx]

*batmobile blasts of in a spurt of flame*

*whimpy voice cries out*

ITS BATMAN!!!

"guuuyyys, I told you not to leave me behind!!!!"

"wait that was out of character..."

"ahem... GOOD GOD! THE BATMOBILE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!"

*corney, circular wonderboy/young nasty logo spins in and out*

[Batz Kage]

*Sticks his head into the wind & mimics a dog*

Let's go hold up a bank or something!

[kakoi_sugoi_yama]

8O

[OptimisticOx]

alright nastay man.....

WAIT!!! its an old lady trying to cross the road!!!!!.....

lets..... take her things!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Batz Kage]

I tried posting something earilier basicly saying yeah hit her, but it didn't post & I'm to lazy to retype it. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[dallaslad]

Well, back to injuries, the only thing that ever happened to me was I dislocated my radius. Unfortunately ( :mrgreen: ), it was my right hand and I couldn't do school work for days. My dad dropped a weight while bench pressing and his teeth broke through the skin underneath his lip. I think some his lower teeth were also knocked out...

[OptimisticOx]

ok now is where I try to hold both conversations at once...

yes the best injuries are when they benifit you... or something like that :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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*hits old lady with metal bat and takes here purse*

*discovers that the old lady was actually a police oficer in disguise*

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

COME BACK THEIF!!!!

*begins to sprin away*

the police oficer is gaining and he is shooting to close for comfort.

*throws donuts on ground*

*police oficer stops and begins to stuff his face*

whew! that was a close one, nasty man, its a good thing I brought along this police reppelent!

wait, arn't those just donuts? :?

yes but they have the same effect, you have much to learn in the world of super heroism...

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