I'd say i'm the best DOAU player here.

[balthier]

I mean absolutey no offense to you at all. However someone who dedicates themself to a video game like this must have no life. You think you're great because you have spent many hours sitting on your ass playing this game... DOAU WTF IS THIS? You seek out people to brag to about how you've sat on your ass and acquired skills at this game so you can feel that you've actually accomplished something. When in truth you have exploited yourself for entertainment in this game called DOAU. Nothing more. The skills you acquired are useless in the real world. You're nothing, but merely a pawn of your own emotions. Since you like exploiting your emotoins why don't you buy a porno magazine and whack off till your dick is raw and bloody? Go to McDonalds or Wendy's and eat until you weigh 300 lbs. Stuff your ass full of cookies and potato chips until lard flaps seap out of your pants and shirt. Rape your kitty kat until you've successfully created the first catman. Exploit yourself until you're nothing but a fat hog of experienced pleasure ready to die!

Again, I mean no harm to you or disrespect. Now... DIE FOOL!

Ok I may have gone a little harsh on you, maybe your a kid enjoyin video games I once did the same.. but just a little insight that experiencing pleasure leads you nowhere.