If you are blight then read this!

[Blight]

I assumed that there would be repercussions from mentioning that, but I was not expecting this?Damn my vanity and pride.

I will answer this question seriously for two reasons. A) It is my fault for not withholding unnecessary information and B) I can?t blame you because I would be a hypocrite if I said you your too young or something.

First, you have to have a considerable amount of luck to be put in a situation where you can get some. Then you have to have low standers, then you lye about your age. Then you move on to their friends. Oh, and somewhere in there you need to study the kamasutra and look up advanced oral sex techniques because if you suck in bed, you aren?t getting any afterward, girls do talk about how good/bad you are.

I would also like to advocate not running out and screwing the first thing you can get your hands on, you may not care right now, but you don?t want your buddies to have something to hold over your head. Now I?m going to go bang my head against a wall as punishment for giving you this horrible advice.