The anime eqaution

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Also having a room that parents can lock you into helps greatly.

Dude, you got some serious issues. Being locked in a room? Getting beaten to the point of needing stitches? Not knowing anything about the real world? Hate to say it, but you're fucked. Your parents have totally screwed your life.

Also, you keep saying no cable and satellite. Most shows on network TV are based on sex and violence. Simple shows like the Simpsons or Seinfeld or Friends deal with issues like that. You could have also read books. Something like 'Catcher in the Rye' talks about enough stuff. So I don't buy this 'no cable, no satellite' excuse.