the first line is said by Hesh(sp?) in the episode where Debbie's internal clock goes off and she wants to have a baby (very first episode i believe), not sure, but i think the line is actually something like this:
Sex! sex! hey debbie, come down here and give hesh some sex!
ok hesh, why would you make a good father for my baby?
uhhh.....ummmm.....SEX!
the second is captain murphy, but that quote is twisted pretty bad. its the episode where sealab celebrates Alvis Time, which is a parody of christmas. the whole episode deals with the contents of that quote, murphy wraps the baby in asbestos swaddling clothing because it was going to be placed in a fake meteor or something that had a whole bunch of high wattage bulbs attached. as for the crap in the food, a health inspector came and shut down murphy's buffet because it tested positive for fecal matter. then Alvis appears to murphy later on, and murphy is talking about how his celebration was ruined and how someone crapped the buffet. alvis responds, "no, no sir that was me."
hope that was helpful, im obviously a big fan of the show because that was all off the top of my head. but i must say my favorite episode is "Lost in Time."
quinn: that shockwave created a subspace fracture.....
stormy: take THAT subspace!
-Vile
Sex! sex! hey debbie, come down here and give hesh some sex!
ok hesh, why would you make a good father for my baby?
uhhh.....ummmm.....SEX!
the second is captain murphy, but that quote is twisted pretty bad. its the episode where sealab celebrates Alvis Time, which is a parody of christmas. the whole episode deals with the contents of that quote, murphy wraps the baby in asbestos swaddling clothing because it was going to be placed in a fake meteor or something that had a whole bunch of high wattage bulbs attached. as for the crap in the food, a health inspector came and shut down murphy's buffet because it tested positive for fecal matter. then Alvis appears to murphy later on, and murphy is talking about how his celebration was ruined and how someone crapped the buffet. alvis responds, "no, no sir that was me."
hope that was helpful, im obviously a big fan of the show because that was all off the top of my head. but i must say my favorite episode is "Lost in Time."
quinn: that shockwave created a subspace fracture.....
stormy: take THAT subspace!
-Vile
Look, maybe you just saw a one headed monkey carrying two watermelons.