Poor video game translations

[dallaslad]

Post some of the poorest Japanese translations (or Engrish) you have heard in a video game (not Zero Wing please...) . One of mine has to be from a lovely PC Engine game by the name of Download. They seem to curse a fair amount when you die. I've only received a few of the death messages, one being "S***, IS NOT THIS A GREAT BEGINNING." Another one involved f***, but I do not remember it at this time. I'll post it at a later time.