Dating tips for our friend, Batz !!

[Batz Kage]

You know, the basics:

1) Don't explain the inner workings of the Eva Universe to people who don't give a rat's ass

If I actually knew the inner workings I can't help it, that's the way I am, & the way I turned a local prep into a nerd. These days people tell me to shut up, & it actually works, used to I didn't know when to stop.

2) Flush after every use

I do, I think, hopefully :S

3) Hair in a uniform manner is a big plus (Even though your hair is probably normally Besheveled, don't try passing it off as the Mle model besheveled look. That actually takes lots of effort, hair spray and gel)

When my hair is longer than half an inch (normally about 3-4 inches) I use gel to make myself look like the wolfman, no one likes it but me, but then again I don't care about hair. So what if it's the first thing people notice, but you should never judge a book by its cover.

4) Cut your Toe and Finger Nails

I bite my nails, but that doesn't really matter seeing as how they like to peel off, which another reason I used to paint them (black) it kept them strong.


ADVANCED!
1) Stare at her face

I know, eye contact & all.

2) Try not to say "uhhhhhhhh" or "uh-hyuk"

I ramble on, & mubble A LOT! Can't help the rambling, but the mubbling is more of to show confusion, or when I'm trying to say "I Love You", sorry, that's something that doesn't just fall off my tounge, I've only told one girl that, & it didn't turn out to well.

3) Clean your face on a regular basis (crater Pizza face is NOT in)

I wash my face off almost everytime I got to the bathroom, but I doubt it culd help my looks :S.

4) A little thing I call Floss!

I'm an irresponsible person, & therefore don't know how to use it, so I get bad bleeding gums, if it's really not intentional..




Lonely Monkey, as for shaving, I do, but I like my wolfman hair. My dad always wants me to shave because he says it makes me look younger.